I Ask Myself The Same Thing
Wednesday January 20, 2010
Q: Are you afraid of the dark?
A: No, but I am afraid of falling down the stairs in the dark.
Q: Is it true that you have a crush on pop philosopher Alain de Botton?
A: I want to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone who has ever heard me profess a liking for Alain de Botton. I realise now that this was wrong, and that he is creepy.
Q: When is a good time to remove a nipple piercing?
A: I can’t decide.
