Five Oxford Commas
Thursday February 25, 2010
In front of you there is a picture of a boy and a fox. You must choose between the boy and the fox. Choose carefully, because although the boy will grow up to be a pianist with the face of Cupid, the fox might be symbolic. The fox might represent many important things.
Are you sure?
Well, alright. And now the fox will be killed, and a coat will be made of its fur, and you must wear this coat every minute of every day, and the coat will be heavy, and it will prevent you from going swimming easily, and will make men think of you as a fetishist when they go to bed with you, and they will bury their face in the fur.
