I Invent A New Type of Crepe
I’m writing stories for a magazine. One of them is called The Incredibly Sad Story of How I Was More Beautiful Than The Waitress. Three of them are about me anthropomorphising concepts such as the future and my own virginity and then saying that these concepts ‘scampered through the woods’ or had malicious ideas. I think I’ll round it off with one story that isn’t cute or stupid, just to see if I can even write things that aren’t cute or stupid anymore. If any of them don’t get published, I’ll put them up on here. I moved house. My new housemates are poaching internet from next door for free all day long, but my laptop has morals and refuses to do this. I invented a new type of crepe. You make a normal crepe mix but add vanilla extract and cinammon. Then you mix amaretto and bitter orange marmalade together and use this as a topping. If you have these crepes for breakfast every weekend with very strong black coffee then you might have more luck solving puzzles and perform better in your job. Either way, they’re delicious. Have a good weekend.
