P. Lapinou

Love Poems

Sunday May 9, 2010

I wrote a poem / You said it was derivative / So I hit you with a chair / And made your nose bleed

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You couldn’t decide what to order / So I suggested you had a vagina instead of a penis

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I was extremely happy / But then you weren’t as enthusiastic as I would have liked you to have been / So instead of going for ice cream we broke up